Announcement From Marvin Greenwater, Esq.

Greetings, boys & girls, ladies & gentlemen, lemurs & lemmings, and all the ships at sea!

Marvin Greenwater here, to announce that a super slamming new video for the DJ Shortpants track "Bangin'" will soon be ready for release to not only the Interweb, but also that fantastic music video channel MTV Egypt.

There is also serious interest from the Al Jazeera network for exclusive broadcast rights in the Middle East, but that's all I can say about that for now because we're still in talks.

Stay tuned!....

MG, Esq. (Manager of DJ Shortpants)

A Chicken On My Head, Part IV

The fourth film in the popular Interweb series examining the lives of people who may - or may not - have chickens on their heads.

Bangin' (Newest Track From DJ Shortpants)

This is my latest track, of which I am proud.

Bangin' by DJ Shortpants

A Chicken On My Head, Part III (Deluxe Star Trek Version)

This award-winning short film by DJ Shortpants is the third in the "Chicken On My Head" series, and features some of the Star Trek crew (celebrity voices impersonated).

A Chicken On My Head, Part II

The second film in the popular Interweb series examining the lives of people who may - or may not - have a chicken on their heads.

Marvin's Question Quorner

Chaaaa-mone!

Marvin Greenwater here, to answer a couple of fan questions. (Hopefully this will tide all of you over until I can get our "FAQ" section up and running.)

Q: Hi. I'm a large fan for DJ Shortpants live in Mexico. Is Senor Shortpants on the Twitter Website? (I'm apologize of English!) ~ Hector Maldonado, Suarez

A: Hola Hector! This is a question I get asked constantly, whether I'm walking down the street or trying to have dinner with my good friend Marlon Brando. I'm pleased to say that the answer to your question is: "Yes, indeed!" You can click RIGHT HERE to find DJ Shortpants on Twitter, and subsequently "follow" him. Gracias! ~ MG, Esq.

Sassy Barista Insults Customer, Gets Fired Next Day

One of the first films by DJ Shortpants, possibly inspired by a real-life encounter between Marvin Greenwater, Esq. (Manager of DJ Shortpants and part-time Michael Jackson impersonator) and a coffee barista with a "happy deficiency".

A Chicken On My Head, Part I

This is the first installment of the very popular Interweb series, A Chicken On My Head.  These mini-docudramas examine the lives of people who may - or may not - have chickens on their heads.

"I Like Turtles" Zombie Boy Endorses DJ Shortpants!

Greetings!  Marvin Greenwater here, and it's a momentous day in the garden!  Superstar DJ Shortpants has received a heartfelt endorsement from quite possibly the most famous Zombie Boy on the planet!

Little Jonathan Zombie, who found fame because he likes turtles, has now weighed in with his in-depth evaluation of the stupendous stylings of DJ Shortpants!  An historic day, indeed.

But I'll let the incredibly tasteful, and magnificently shrewd Zombie Boy speak for himself:

Arthur Daley Smoking Filthy Fags With A Cloned Scottish Sheep (No Homophobes Remix)

Arthur Daley Smoking Filthy Fags With A Cloned Scottish Sheep (No Homophobes Remix) by DJ Shortpants