Crashing A Chicken In The Silikon Kitchen (F*ck Off)

My first remix. It's not that good, but as an historical document, it's priceless.

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Hello there! My name is Marvin Greenwater, part-time Michael Jackson look-alike and full-time manager of the most exciting, mind-blowing new artist to come down the pike in a donkey's years - DJ Shortpants.

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These spurts of ingenious geniousness could include (but are not limited to) outrageously over-the-top videos, phantasmagorically phantastic musical mixes, and even the occasional short story from the famously festering mind of the supremely talented, almost awe-inspiringly god-like, DJ Shortpants.

So, Dear Guest, welcome! And remember...Cha-mone!