I Wonder Why Nobody Don't Like Me

Hi Kids.

I'm DJ Shortpants. My contest has been roundly ignored by EVERYONE. Don't you realize this is a once-in-a-lifetime chance for you?

I'm not going to cry about it though. I'm not that kind of creature.

Win A Custom Track From DJ Shortpants!

Greetings, Interweb User!

It's me, Marvin Greenwater, here to tell you about an exciting contest we're running at Cheryl Cole's Moustache!

The man himself, DJ Shortpants, has advised me in our semi-weekly management meeting that if I can rustle up at least 100 Twitter followers for him by the end of August 2011, he will create a custom-built musical track for one of them!

 Semi-weekly meeting of the DJ Shortpants Management Team 

(Not pictured: Marvin Greenwater, Seamus O'Shortpants)

But that's not the end of it...oh no, dear denizen of cyberspace. The randomly-selected winner will get to choose the subject matter of the track! You can request a personalised track for your grandma on her 94th birthday, an ode to a loved pet, even a reconstruction of your favourite moment in history...anything goes!

All you have to do to enter is follow @DJShortpants on Twitter. If he has 100 or more followers at the end of August, he'll choose a random person (using a highly technical method of selection) and contact them to let them know they're the lucky winner, plus find out what they want their track to be about.

Don't miss this rare opportunity to tell an artist what to create! It's almost like telling Ronald McDonald you want him to start putting mustard as standard on the Filet-O-Fish...only better!

Cha-mone, indeed!

A Chicken On My Head, Part V

The fans demanded it. The haterz said it couldn't be done. The lifespan of a fruit fly is probably longer than you think.

But here it is, the latest installment in the popular Interweb series A Chicken On My Head by DJ Shortpants.

New Music Video: Bangin'!

Cha-mone, boys and girls!

It's Marvin Greenwater here, with the news you've all been waiting for:

The new video for chart-topping* DJ Shortpants track Bangin' is now ready to make sweet gnomic love to both your eyeballs and your earholes.

Unless you're a pirate, in which case it's ready to make love to your eyeholes and earballs.

Enjoy!



*Voted "Song Of The Week" by *World's Tallest Dwarf* Productions office staff.

Announcement From Marvin Greenwater, Esq.

Greetings, boys & girls, ladies & gentlemen, lemurs & lemmings, and all the ships at sea!

Marvin Greenwater here, to announce that a super slamming new video for the DJ Shortpants track "Bangin'" will soon be ready for release to not only the Interweb, but also that fantastic music video channel MTV Egypt.

There is also serious interest from the Al Jazeera network for exclusive broadcast rights in the Middle East, but that's all I can say about that for now because we're still in talks.

Stay tuned!....

MG, Esq. (Manager of DJ Shortpants)

A Chicken On My Head, Part IV

The fourth film in the popular Interweb series examining the lives of people who may - or may not - have chickens on their heads.

Bangin' (Newest Track From DJ Shortpants)

This is my latest track, of which I am proud.

Bangin' by DJ Shortpants

A Chicken On My Head, Part III (Deluxe Star Trek Version)

This award-winning short film by DJ Shortpants is the third in the "Chicken On My Head" series, and features some of the Star Trek crew (celebrity voices impersonated).

A Chicken On My Head, Part II

The second film in the popular Interweb series examining the lives of people who may - or may not - have a chicken on their heads.

Marvin's Question Quorner

Chaaaa-mone!

Marvin Greenwater here, to answer a couple of fan questions. (Hopefully this will tide all of you over until I can get our "FAQ" section up and running.)

Q: Hi. I'm a large fan for DJ Shortpants live in Mexico. Is Senor Shortpants on the Twitter Website? (I'm apologize of English!) ~ Hector Maldonado, Suarez

A: Hola Hector! This is a question I get asked constantly, whether I'm walking down the street or trying to have dinner with my good friend Marlon Brando. I'm pleased to say that the answer to your question is: "Yes, indeed!" You can click RIGHT HERE to find DJ Shortpants on Twitter, and subsequently "follow" him. Gracias! ~ MG, Esq.

Sassy Barista Insults Customer, Gets Fired Next Day

One of the first films by DJ Shortpants, possibly inspired by a real-life encounter between Marvin Greenwater, Esq. (Manager of DJ Shortpants and part-time Michael Jackson impersonator) and a coffee barista with a "happy deficiency".

A Chicken On My Head, Part I

This is the first installment of the very popular Interweb series, A Chicken On My Head.  These mini-docudramas examine the lives of people who may - or may not - have chickens on their heads.

"I Like Turtles" Zombie Boy Endorses DJ Shortpants!

Greetings!  Marvin Greenwater here, and it's a momentous day in the garden!  Superstar DJ Shortpants has received a heartfelt endorsement from quite possibly the most famous Zombie Boy on the planet!

Little Jonathan Zombie, who found fame because he likes turtles, has now weighed in with his in-depth evaluation of the stupendous stylings of DJ Shortpants!  An historic day, indeed.

But I'll let the incredibly tasteful, and magnificently shrewd Zombie Boy speak for himself:

Arthur Daley Smoking Filthy Fags With A Cloned Scottish Sheep (No Homophobes Remix)

Arthur Daley Smoking Filthy Fags With A Cloned Scottish Sheep (No Homophobes Remix) by DJ Shortpants

Crashing A Chicken In The Silikon Kitchen (F*ck Off)

My first remix. It's not that good, but as an historical document, it's priceless.

Welcome To Heck

Hello there! My name is Marvin Greenwater, part-time Michael Jackson look-alike and full-time manager of the most exciting, mind-blowing new artist to come down the pike in a donkey's years - DJ Shortpants.

Congratulations are in order, because you've just stumbled across the Interweb home for all of incredible new artist DJ Shortpants' creative endeavours!

These spurts of ingenious geniousness could include (but are not limited to) outrageously over-the-top videos, phantasmagorically phantastic musical mixes, and even the occasional short story from the famously festering mind of the supremely talented, almost awe-inspiringly god-like, DJ Shortpants.

So, Dear Guest, welcome! And remember...Cha-mone!